New Year’s Resolutions

 

  1. Eat more vegetables
  2. Drink less wine
  3. Do more exercise
  4. Get everywhere on time
  5. Don’t go out so much
  6. See your parents more
  7. Give guys a chance!
  8. Be less of a whore
  9. Be more generous
  10. Spend less money
  11. Be more sophisticated
  12. Be more funny
  13. Be more patient
  14. Make yourself heard
  15. Take more pride in your appearance
  16. CHANGE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU DUMB SLUT
  17. Follow your dreams.

 

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Wishing you a Super Sweet ’16!

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